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Do you like traveling abroad?
- We do. - We do, don't we?
But each country has different prices, right?
When Tetsuya and I went to New York for breakfast,
we spent about 3,000 yen per person.
It was so different from Japan.
- It was expensive. - It was expensive.
Tourism must be expensive, too.
I think it depends on the place.
The difference in prices is...
Well, we have a lot of money,
so we don't really care about how much it costs at restaurants.
- We don't use our own money, do we? - No, we don't.
- Be careful. - You have bad intentions.
I think people who are watching this video
need to decide what to eat in each country.
Which country is this?
Hey, you're copying me!
I want people who are watching this video
to know what each country is like
and how different it is from Japan.
- That's good. - So I brought this game with me.
Go to different countries and aim for exactly 2,000 yen!
So we have a menu here.
Out of the 1 to 24 menus there,
we can only order one, right?
- More than two. - More than two.
- We can only order more than two. - We have to order more than two.
For example, we can order water and milk coffee from Canada.
First, you have to eat it...
- Eat it... - Eat it...
You have to eat it and I'll tell you the price.
I think we'll eat a lot of it.
- Really? - It's only 2,000 yen, right?
I think we'll eat a lot of it because we can't guess it.
What if it's not exactly 2,000 yen?
- I think it's 5,000 yen. - 5,000 yen?!
What about 2,000 yen?
- I think it's a little over 5,000 yen. - 5,000 yen.
- It's 5,000 yen. - It's 5,000 yen.
If you combine it, you'll know how many combinations there are.
- I'm curious about that. - There are many combinations.
You won't know if you try it once.
Which country is this?
It's a little greasy.
What are you talking about?
Don't bring diet into the project.
You can choose it for only 1,000 yen.
Only the tuna is shining and the rest is already stagnant.
- I've decided. - Have you decided?
- Can I say it? - Yes.
I'll say it.
No. 3, French coffee.
No. 6, French melon.
And No. 2, Spanish milk.
- Please. - What are you talking about?
Eat your meal!
That's right.
You're playing alone.
If you succeed alone, the video will end.
I'm glad we succeeded in one year.
I'm happy it's a little earlier.
It's impossible without cooperation.
Are you going to be a Zealandia?
Are you a Big Mac?
That's impossible.
I'll be serious again.
7th place, Poland's apple 1 piece,
18th place, New Zealand's kiwi 1 piece,
Dubai's tuna 2 pieces.
Sushi is good.
I feel like it's not enough, so American coffee, number four.
- I see. - Yes, yes, yes.
- Real coffee. - What's expensive?
- This looks expensive. Ramen, France, it looks expensive, doesn't it? - It looks expensive.
- It's up to 2,000 yen.
First of all, ramen. Number eleven, let's go.
- Number one, water. - It's canna, isn't it?
- Yes. Number ten, pizza, number four, Italy. - Hmm...
- Please. - It's about 500 yen.
- But Italian pizza is probably cheaper. - On the contrary, it's cheap.
- Napoli is cheap, but if it's Rome, it's expensive. - Who is it?
- Hahahahaha! - Who is it?
It looks like we're ready.
- First of all, from you, Mr. Mushi. - Yes.
- Oh... - There are a lot of things that look like this.
- There are a lot of things. - Oh...
- French method and... - French coffee and Spanish milk.
- They're expensive, one by one. - By the way, is it really French coffee?
- No, I don't think it has anything to do with the brand. - So-called coffee.
- It's coffee. - Well, it's a substitute.
- It's a substitute. - Then, Mr. Tetsuya, please.
- Dohai and tuna two cans and... - American coffee and...
- Wow! - Curie and rin...
- Wow! I want to have something! - Please, Mr. Ryo.
- Wow! - Wow!
- What's going on? - Wow!
- It's a substitute. - This is a restaurant's ramen, right?
- It looks delicious. - Yes.
- Well then, please eat it! - Thank you for the meal!
- What is it? - Well...
After a lot of discussion,
we've decided that 50 yen is okay.
- Wow! - Wow!
- Yes. - I'm glad!
- That was helpful. - Why didn't you say so from the beginning?
Wait, is it possible for one to be 500 yen?
It can't be more than 1,000 yen for you.
Huh? What kind of calculation is this?
Why?
Is it more than 100 kilograms?
- Oh, it's cold. - I'm glad it's small.
- Okay! - Okay!
- We've finished eating. - We've finally eaten!
- Let me announce it first. - Okay.
Your total amount is...
530 yen!
No! I didn't say that!
- Are you kidding me? - Huh?
- Are you serious? - No way.
- So it's 530 yen. - No way!
- Tetsuya's total amount is... - Yes?
1,585 yen!
- 1,500 yen?! - What?!
- Hey, hey, hey! - What's going on?
Hey, hey, hey! It's the other way around! How about this?!
- Ryo's total amount is... - Yes?
- 1,870 yen! - Wow!
- Wow!
- Wait, Mushi-san's coffee doesn't mean cafe coffee, right? - Basically, if it's not written like that, it's like a supermarket... - Supermarket, right? - Supermarket, right?
- Cooking is a restaurant, and everything else is a supermarket. - I see, I see, I see.
- What's the price of chicken nuggets unexpectedly high? - I feel like tuna is expensive...
- I'm going to Malta. - Hey, Mushi-san!
- Number 21, hot dog, Germany. - Oh!
- Number 16, steak, South Africa. - Number 12, gyoza, Cambodia. - Wow!
- It's fun to order like that. - It works! - It's tough!
- I don't want to end it like this!
- Well, I guess this is it. - Number 17, big mac. - And number 24, croissa. - Number 10, pizza. - Wow!
- I want you to eat it all at once. - Ryo-san's beef bowl curry.
- Sorry, sorry, sorry! - Beef bowl! - Wow!
- What's the price of that now? - Beef bowl is 1,000 yen. - I see.
- I want you to eat sushi roe. - Number 20, tuna sushi roe. - Seriously, I'm begging you!
- Make it into curry. - It can't be helped. - Wow! - It's a meal of information. - Wow! Curry!
- Beef bowl curry man. - Beef bowl curry man. - No, there is, there is, there is!
- Well then, Mushi-san's one, please. - Please! - Wow! - Wow!
- He's nicer than I thought. - He's really nice. - What is this?
- It looks like "Saint and the House". - Well, Tetsuya-san, please. - Yes.
- Tetsuya-san, please. - Yes. - Wow! - Wow! - Wow! - Looking at it like this... - Yeah. - It's "all - wear".
- Ryo-san's one, please. - Please! - Hey! - Yay!
- The balance is weird! - What do you mean? - It's really weird! - Why? - The amount of rice is weird!
- You're an idiot! - How many grams of rice is it? - It's 200 grams. - 200 grams?!
- When am I going to eat 400 grams of rice?! - Hey! - Hey!
- Did you eat it all? - I ate it all.
- He ate it all. - I ate it all.
- I'll announce the budget. - Okay.
- The budget is 1,575 yen. - Whoa, that's cheap!
- Cheap? What's cheap? - Isn't curry cheap?
- Is regular curry super cheap? - Tetsu-san...
- Yes? - 1,485 yen.
- Whoa! - Cheap!
- I'm starving... - Fushi-san...
- 500 yen! - Hey!
Can you do it properly?!
- Are you kidding me?! - You can't say it twice!
- It's not even 1,000 yen yet! - Whoa, that's good!
- You should eat a lot for breakfast too! - But wait...
- Oh, wait! This is... - Wait!
- This is 500 yen! Huh?! - Can you make four of these?
[He can make four of these]
- God's miracle! - But if you can't eat it...
- You can't announce it, right? - Well, yeah...
- Ah, I can't do it anymore. I can only do this by order. - Go ahead!
- One hot dog... - One steak...
- One gyoza... - One ramen...
- Whoa! - Ramen is 1,500 yen...
- No, I can eat water too! - Water too?
- Yes! - Whoa!
- If you can do it with this... - Can you show me your dick?
- I'll run away. - You don't have to show me your dick.
- I'll do it! Number 11! France's "La"!
- Number 20! Sushi roll "Dubai"!
- And number 7! Polish "lingo"!
- I think you can do it! - One more...
- Okay... Ramen, water, pizza...
- Drumroll... - Ah, but it's 130 yen!
- Drumroll... - It's 130 yen...
- Hot dog! - I see!
- Mr. Mushi, go ahead! - Whoa!
- You're awesome! - Rice...
- You're eating a lot! - That's a lot of food!
- Drumroll... - It's gotta be this one!
- Huh?! - Why are you eating so much?
- I was eating about 1,800 yen worth of food.
- If you were to be threatened by ramen...
- Ramen is expensive, right? - I think it is.
- Thank you for the food! - Okay!
- Thank you for the food! - Thank you for the food!
- Huh? We're not moving forward. - Huh?!
- We're done for.
- I'll announce the prize.
- I'm so excited! - Mushi-san...
- 2,270 yen. - That's crazy!
- We won! - We did our best!
- Tetsuya... - Doesn't that mean the ramen is expensive?
- You won 2,000 yen. - So it's 1,700 yen.
- Tetsuya! - Tetsuya! - Tetsuya! - Tetsuya!
- 2,245 yen. - Tetsuya!
- I want one too! - Me too!
- Ryo-san... - 2,070 yen!
- Nooo! - Damn it!
- Water! - Water!
- You should've drank water! - Let's do it again without water!
- Are you serious?! The ramen is expensive! - So close!
- If you look at Mushi-san's prize... - It's 1,700 yen, right?
- If you look at Mizutamari-san's prize... - It's 1,700 yen.
Hey, everyone. It's Captain America.
It's hard for me to explain what I'm talking about.
In the second round, hot dog, steak and gyoza were 500 yen.
In the third round, hot dog, steak, gyoza, ramen and water were 2,270 yen.
If you subtract 2,270 yen from 500 yen worth of hot dog, steak and gyoza...
It's 1,770 yen worth of ramen and water.
If we assume that water is 70 yen and ramen is 1,700 yen...
If ramen is 1,700 yen, water and pizza in the first round are only 170 yen.
It's surprising that hot dog is only 200 yen.
Hey, everyone. It's Captain America.
It's hard for me to explain what I'm talking about.
In the first round, ramen, water and pizza were 1,870 yen.
In the second round, ramen, water and pizza were 1,770 yen.
In the third round, hot dog, steak and gyoza were 2,070 yen.
If we subtract 1,770 yen from ramen and water and pizza in the third round...
It's 200 yen worth of hot dog.
What are you doing?
I don't know what I'm talking about.
Do you know what I'm talking about?
I want water when it's expensive.
I want water and ramen for 1,770 yen.
Ramen, water and hot dog are 1,900 yen and 70 yen.
Clear!
Pizza is 100 yen, hot dog is 200 yen and water is 70 yen.
Ramen, hot dog and pizza are perfect.
Let's all clear.
Water is 30 yen and water is 70 yen.
If that's the case, ramen is 1,700 yen and pizza is 2,000 yen.
Can I ask the person next to me to eat this?
I feel like we're a team.
Let's order one water and two water and three of us will eat it.
I see.
Ramen, hot dog and pizza are water and water and one water.
That's enough.
Let's do a one-chan.
One-chan.
It's one-chan.
[One-chan]
Is it really right?
It's right.
The hot dog steak gyoza of Ussan is 500 yen.
And we put it in.
And the water of ramen is 1770 yen.
The water of ramen is 1770 yen and the ramen is 1770 yen.
Let's do it.
What did we order?
Money.
We order money every time.
That's right, it's dangerous.
Why did Tetsuya say that the ramen was 1770 yen?
Ramen, water, hot dog.
That's right, that's why it's 1970 yen.
But Tetsuya didn't say that we should go for 2000 yen.
For some reason, water has decreased.
I'm scared.
Ramen, water, hot dog.
Hot dog, ramen, water, hot dog.
Is this okay?
I'm scared!
Wait a minute!
From 20 yen to 120 yen.
But Tetsuya, don't worry, we're drinking water only.
That's right, water only.
Do you know why?
Why is water only allowed?
I don't know.
I just found out about it.
Ramen, hot dog, pizza.
That's a lot of food.
That's amazing!
Water contract.
But it's pretty tough for me.
Thank you for the food.
As a goodwill.
I'm borrowing it for goodwill.
It's tough.
Let's play rock-paper-scissors.
No, I won't play rock-paper-scissors.
I lied properly.
I lied.
When I said I'd eat a lot of food, I lied.
Fraud.
Wait a minute.
What is this?
Wait a minute.
Wait.
Let's play rock-paper-scissors.
Let's play rock-paper-scissors and pick one.
Rock, paper, scissors, go!
Gross.
This one?
I can't do it.
This is bad.
It's not good for me to eat ramen here.
Rock, paper, scissors, go!
Gross.
I can't do it.
Rock, paper, scissors, go!
Yes!
Correct!
That was close!
I should have eaten half of it.
You said you'd eat a lot of food.
It's annoying.
You thief!
Give it back!
Ahhhhhhh
I've done it all.
Well, can I announce it?
It's already over 2,000 yen, isn't it?
Then I will announce Tetsuya's one.
Yes!
Tetsuya's total amount is...
One thousand...
Nine hundred yen!
What?
One thousand nine hundred yen!
Wow!
It's one thousand nine hundred yen!
Wow!
What?
Wow!
Really?
What does it mean?
The water is expensive.
The water is...
That's why you can't make ramen like that, right?
No, that's...
That's true.
Why can't you make ramen like that?
Wow, I thought you were smart.
That's right!
I was wrong.
But...
Wow!
By the way, is water that expensive?
Well, I can announce it now.
One ramen.
A hot dog is not cheap.
Ramen is not good.
What if it's not good?
That's the only way.
This feeling is really...
I...
I'll think about it seriously.
I don't want to say this, but...
In the first half...
We cleared it!
We cleared the pizza!
But...
But with this amount of money we have now...
I think we can make just two thousand yen.
What are you aiming for?
We were aiming for two thousand plus five hundred yen.
I'm not aiming for that.
Two thousand yen is not enough!
This was the fastest!
Well, I'll go with water for now.
Well, I'll go with cola.
I'll go with cola.
I'll go with water for now.
Can you change your name?
But...
But... I asked you.
But now...
I can...
I can... eat this with milk.
You can?
If you do that, you'll never change your name!
Let's do rock-paper-scissors.
Let's do rock-paper-scissors for sure.
For sure!
Ramen!
Hotdog!
But with this...
In other words, with this amount of money...
We can change our name to two thousand.
It's expensive.
We were forced to do it.
Oh...
If you're done, let's do rock-paper-scissors.
If I really ask you this...
If I really ask you this... I'll give up.
You'll win first.
You can't help it.
You can't help it if you lose.
Ah... I can't do it.
I can't do it.
I'm being pushed with my stomach's power.
A big guy like me...
A big guy like me... is pushing me.
But it's impossible.
Wow, I'm scared!
I'll do it.
Just like before, right?
The video won't end.
Let's do it.
Rock-paper-scissors!
Yesss!
That's good! Nice bite!
There's only one left!
There's a hot dog!
- You ate it last time! - I don't have it anymore!
- You ate ramen twice! - I don't care!
Okay!
The winner is...
Aikon Show!
I was going to eat ramen with this!
Ah, I can't help it!
You ate it in one bite!
I should've done it properly today.
- That's what I thought. - You ate it in one bite?
Big Mac, croissant, pizza, apple, cucumber, tuna, coffee, ramen, sushi roll, apple, ramen, ramen!
This is weird...
Teto, do "Bakasu Suru TV"!
Suru, suru!
Hello! I'm Teto!
This is my third time!
Just by seeing Raul eat pizza over and over again, I'm getting hungry!
Suru!
Now, I'm going to eat this normal ramen that you can buy anywhere...
Suru!
Bakasu Suru TV
- Yeah! - You're fast.
Bakasu Suru TV
- Well, well, well... - Shall I announce it?
Ramen, hot dog, hot dog...
Total amount...
2,000 yen!
- Yay! - Yay!
With the power of the three of us, we were able to get this for 2,000 yen!
- That's 55 yen! - That's crazy!
- Jotsu, please tell me what's going on. Water? - 170 yen.
- Milk? - Milk is 20 yen.
- That's cheap! - Oh, so only ramen is cheap.
- Ramen is cheap too. - Apple? Apple is super cheap.
- Cucumber too. - Cucumber is expensive!
- Thank you for your hard work! - Thank you for your hard work!
- It's expensive! - In Japan, everything is cheap.
- It's cheap. - It's just right in Japan.
- There's a lot of things that are getting expensive right now.
- Is it better than overseas?
- Or is the value of yen simply decreasing?
- Find a job in Dubai and come back to Japan to earn money.
- Dubai, let's do that.
- Let's do this about other YouTubers' bad points.
- Thank you for your hard work! - Thank you for your hard work!